Real World Survival Guide: Applying for a Job

The Unknowledge Tree

You are about to graduate college and already you can sense the weight of the world about to come crashing down on you.  The pressure builds relentlessly until finally it feels like your feet are about to buckle and you are going to be crushed into oblivion.  Don’t fear, because no matter how terrible that sounds, you are not alone.  Approximately 110% of the population has no clue what they are going to be doing for the rest of their life by the time they graduate, and neither did I.  There is hope.

The Unknowledge Tree has yet again, through its infinite, infallible, and insurmountable wisdom, passed to me the knowledge required to survive in the dreaded Real World.  I did have to beg quite a bit for this one, so don’t squander it.  I’m not going to lie, I did things I’m not proud of, and I’m actually getting…

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2 thoughts on “Real World Survival Guide: Applying for a Job

  1. Hey, thanks for reblogging me! By the way, I’ve done the first thing on your “places I want to see before I die” list, and it was amazing. We cooked hot dogs and marshmallows on the lava.

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